24/06/2017

Diary of the Dead

           
Grandpa Romero thought that a zombie movie about the interweb would be good for the naughties. Somehow he also decided that found footage was an acceptable style. The result is this bizarrely unintentional throwback that feels false and pandering on every level. The people don't seem real, as they talk about bloggers and hackers - I felt like I was watching an episode of 'The Lone Gunmen' at times (bless them, but they have gotten dated). Is anyone even blogging any more?
          
        
Let's give the film a partial pass on that for being a decade old (at the time of writing), despite being oddly misinformed and outdated even in 2007. There are plenty of other major problems that I can talk about.
T he found footage element ties into this whole thing about the guy behind the camera being a student film maker and wanting to document everything and all that nonsense reasoning behind why he has for some reason filmed everything literally until his death. For this reason it's cute, if ridiculous, that he keeps giving people direction to make it look better. The resulting movie really does look like a student film, which it is in the fiction of the movie, to be fair, but I think they did too good a job of it. If their aim really was to make it realistically lame, well done! That doesn't subtract from the fact that this is a lame movie, though, and most of it doesn't seem self-aware (and the scenes that do, are so blatantly self-aware that they become unintentionally ridiculous. 
The writing of this movie was some of the worst I've seen in a while, resulting in some laughable dialogue. The bad acting didn't help, and because of this none of the characters really feel like real people. I thought I'd like the English guy, but just like everyone else he grew too overtly cliché to be enjoyable. There are also SO many long exposition scenes that no one seemed to even try and disguise with other things happening. The film literally stops for a few minutes to give the characters a chance to tell us what's happening and how they feel about one another. There are also lots of repeated scenes or clips of dialogue, for no apparent reason. Stuff that's happened less than twenty minutes ago is repeated in flashbacks in case we've forgotten about them already.
The one bright side I can see here is that there is still the occasional imaginative zombie dispatching, but many of them cross the line into being too silly for me at this point.
             
Diary of the Dead: 31.0