04/10/2016

I Am Here.... Now

                 
Alright, here we go.
                
So cyborg-alien-zombie-Jesus comes down from space in a big marble, steals some guy's clothes, and proceeds to ineptly criticise everyone for not embracing solar power enough and for having fun. He's sort of like an innefectual Cromwell who can also pause people and then for some reason make their eyes bleed.
                   
                    
It's utter garbage, and lacks an intelligible script or any acting whatsoever. It does have something resembling a plot though - more than Neil Breen's first "movie", anyway. Also the effects have gone from nothing so something, as mussle flashes can now be seen when people shoot their guns, so I guess it's a little better...?
One thing I did like his first movie for more is it's hilariously rediculous nature. This one, by stint simply of being of very slightly better quality, is less funny (though both films remain deadly serious throughout). While this is a better movie than the last one, 'Double Down' is simply more fun to watch, while this often is tediously boring, without being quite so funny.
          
By the way, I actually have no idea what the title of this movie technically is. on most sites it's listed as having three dots, but on the titles in the actual film it has four. I went with four in the end.
            
I Am Here.... Now: 0.9