Is this serious? Is this just a really badly made comedy? No... No I think this is for real...
Oh dear.
Where do I begin? Well, there's porn with better acting. All the characters are stupid indistinguishable children who are summed up with one sentence given to each at the beginning of the movie, and from there they fail to grow at all, and I fail to care. It's not scary. The effects are bad, the jumps don't work, and tension appears to have been an abstract and unheard of concept to the creators. It warrants the occasional chuckle, but this is at the stupidity of the movie, and I doubt was intentional.
I've seen reviews that basically say "oh well yeah it's goofy but it's a B movie so what do you expect? They did pretty good for no budget" but then one of my favourite films ever, 'A Field in England', had a budget of only £300,000 while this piece of shit cost over £7,700,000 - that's more than 25 times more expensive.
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| You guys are totally wasting that mince. |
It's kind of like 'Scary Movie' but not funny.
House of the Dead: 3.3