I'm 100% sure I saw this movie, and I even saw it perfectly sober, but I honestly remember almost none of it. Megan Fox was in it? Oh. Was Shredder in it? I remember giant cartoon rhinos...
Honestly that's it, though. Maybe I had a stroke or something after viewing, or it was so godawful that I blocked it from my memory. I think I was working on something at the same time as it was on, maybe I just wasn't paying any attention (but surely something should have gone in? Like, this isn't a joke).
This will have been the shortest and probably the worst review I've ever written, then. I'm not the target audience anyway, I was vaguely aware of a TMNT cartoon series when I was a kid, and the theme tune was good. I remember Shredder and that they all have differently coloured eye masks and I think different weapons, and that's about it.
Honestly that's it, though. Maybe I had a stroke or something after viewing, or it was so godawful that I blocked it from my memory. I think I was working on something at the same time as it was on, maybe I just wasn't paying any attention (but surely something should have gone in? Like, this isn't a joke).
This will have been the shortest and probably the worst review I've ever written, then. I'm not the target audience anyway, I was vaguely aware of a TMNT cartoon series when I was a kid, and the theme tune was good. I remember Shredder and that they all have differently coloured eye masks and I think different weapons, and that's about it.
Oh I was just looking up a picture to use and I guess it was a giant pig and a giant rhino.
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: 23.6