Bigfoot.
Zombies. An alien. What more could be asked of a film? The plot (as
best as I can figure it): an alien crash lands and starts being
worshipped by a priest, who feeds him the hearts of topless women.
The alien also turns some guy into a bigfoot who runs around and
kills people who turn into zombies that come back to the alien's
cave/space ship to work for him as technicians. The main characters
are a small group of interchangeable teens in their mid-20s who are
topless about 35% of the time. That's over a third. It's as fantastic
as it sounds.
The
acting is wooden and difficult to interpret (at the start I couldn't
tell if those other guys were drunk too, or if they were just that
bad at acting), the writing stinks, and the plot is all over the
place (several characters never even meet the main group before being
killed, making their presence in the film completely pointless). The
copy I saw was really warped (I guess the tape had gotten wet at some
point or something) which resulted in the camera wobbling and zooming
about oddly. I'm not sure how much of that was intentional to create
a sense of unease (doubt it), how much was bad camerawork, and how
much was damage to the copy, but whatever the case it proved to be
one of the more interesting elements of viewing.
I
was bored a lot of the time. Occasionally 'Demonwarp' is
unintentionally hilarious (much of the final act was brilliant) but
there are long stretches of filler throughout the main act. Many of
the characters were totally unnecessary, and there were lots of weird
twists and turns in their relationships with one another (it sort of
felt like the director occasionally forgot how each character felt
about the others). Overall I'd definitely watch it if you're into bad
movies, but don't worry about talking throughout.
Demonwarp: 12.2