30/06/2017

The Visit

                        
I think I'll put this down as a comedy...? There were a lot of jokes right after creepy shit anyway. Tonally it was all over the place. Two kids go visit their estranged grandparents who act weird, and then it turns out they were crazy people impersonating their grandparents. Oh, sorry; spoilers. You should have known it was going to be some twist like that though, being a Shyamalan flick. I was surprised they didn't turn out to be ghosts, or aliens, or possessed, or something. Crazy is tame, really. 
It's pretty slow, then it gets crazy at the end, then there's a weirdly jarring scene with the mum telling us what the movie was apparently about, and then there was a horrible bit of rapping. Hopefully you have already left the cinema at that point.
              
                
The kids were annoying. The girl's film making pretensions annoyed me (though who am I to talk?) and the boy's rapping annoyed me even more. At least they tried to give them a little character though, despite it feeling kind of false. 
The style is also odd. It's found footage, and occasionally it's edited like she's finished her documentary, but a lot of the time it's just random badly centred shots of nonsense. It feels lazy, but a lot of supposedly found footage films are now taking the lazy route, so whatever. 
The whole film made me feel uncomfortable, but not in a scared way, more in a watching 'The Office' kind of a way. I cringe at the kids being embarrassing or the old people making up excuses for weird shit more than anything else. It just wasn't scary, though: a major problem for a horror. I just can't manage to find crazy old people scary. In the film they're evenly matched because it's kids versus old people, but it's not something I can apply to real life. Just push them down the stairs already, jeez.
It's the kind of silliness you can leave on in the background while you, say, finish your review of 'Poltergeist' though, so that's good.
                           
The Visit: 27.9