09/06/2017

The Ring

             
Americans can't read, so they remade 'Ring' with slightly worse actors and a more heavy handed script. Of course the main characters have to be literally related to the girl that dies at the start, her son has to literally be wearing a little grey suit to show us how old he is at heart, she has to go visit the crazy girl for a cheap creepy scene. Watching it right after the original makes it quite funny, seeing all the subtle little character traits turned into clichés. A good example of the differences between the American and Japanese versions of this film are in the victims. In the original they're ghostly white, their eyes are wide and staring, and their mouths are agape in terror. They seem to have been killed by the fright of the last thing they saw. There's no gore, but that almost makes it more scary. Then in the American version the first victim is blotchy and appears to the in the initial stages of decay, despite only having died a few hours ago. Her eyes are bloodshot and turned up in her skull and her mouth is open and full of blood and gore, which is covering the lower portion of her face making her look like a zombie. 'The Ring' relies of a quick shot of the victim and a stinger cord to create fear, while the original indulges in a lingering close up as a police officer pushes the body back into a sitting position (something about which is morbid in itself, it's like watching old holocaust footage or something). Straight away the remake feels more lazy and cheap, and it's a feeling that doesn't go away.
                                 
                  
It's still a moderate to decent horror by itself though. It looked more expensive, the quality of the film was higher, and there were plenty of nice artsy shots. I really liked some of the clips in the video in this one, especially the one of the maggots that jumps to a similar aerial shot of bodies jostling in mud. The plot was also far more cohesive, if traditional and boring, than the original.
Remakes are usually worse than the originals. Sometimes they're better. Interestingly, this film is better than the original at what the Japanese version was weakest at (pacing, story structure, and the crispness of the visuals) but doesn't live up to anything else (most notably the originals great acting, suspense, subtlety and general quality of the scares).
                     
I loved the little nod to 'Rear Window' as she looks out and sees all the other people in their front rooms with their TVs on - one of them even has a broken leg.
               
The Ring: 37.8