07/02/2017

Sing

                              
Jeez that was lame. I guess the target audience of this one is people who like 'The X-Factor' and children. Which is fine - I should just never have been tricked into watching it.
                      
                          
So everyone is an animal, and we have a load of main characters who's personalities aren't well explored who are all good at singing or dancing or something like that. It's like 'Suicide Squad' but with overly intruding music instead of violence... and overly intruding music. They all do a competition but then oh no, no money, and then other things happen. Then it all ends happily and they're all famous and friends and I guess work at the theatre and just do never ending shows there or something.
Most of the jokes come from the use of cartoon animals singing, which gets old even faster than you would have expected. The songs are almost all terrible, save the few classics Dean Martin mouse shoots out (even the “rock” one was the softest poppiest stuff imaginable). It's like what I imagine 'Glee' to have been: an industrial-level song-ruining machine.
Boring and unoriginal, I'm surprised that I managed to sit through it. It'll probably have had quite a large audience though, because ya'll are dumbies.
                       
Sing: 8.1