Massively stupid, and ceaselessly boring. This movie wasn't good enough to be led by Adam Sandler - that's how bad it was. He does pop up at some point though, and the rest of it was so shit that I found myself happy to see him.
The plot follows an inept policeman who gets in an accident and has some organs replaced with those of a range of animals. This not only somehow works, but also gives him a load of super powers. Then he's a great cop, and then he's fired and everyone chases him about until it turns out that it was the girl whot dun it, so one of his friends confesses (to safe him? It's not clear) but is let off because he's black and everyone feels too awkward to arrest him.
It's just as shit as it sounds, there are lots of embarrassing animal actors (Jeremy Clarkson even featured - pictured above... on the right), and I sincerely regret having watched it. Clyde out.
The Animal: 5.6