What the hell is this? Is this serious? This is crap.
No, it's not serious. It's not that funny either, though.
I'll be honest: pre-viewing I got a little excited at the prospect of Nazi zombies. Now that you no longer take me seriously (as if you ever did) I'll tell you my opinion on the other aspects of this movie.
The acting was really poor, the sets were nice (but, I mean... outside so... not that hard), the horror elements were meh at the best of times and lame at the worst, and the writing was terrible. Some kids go to a cottage in some snow somewhere in Norway I think, and then there are Nazi zombies because reasons, and then one of them cuts off his own arm and then dies at the end anyway, I think. Or maybe he doesn't. I actually forget.
But yeah, if you like COD maybe you'll like this (bit mean to Call of Duty fans). There are lots of zombies and lots of Nazis, it takes a while to get into the action though, which surely is one thing a film of this caliber (though if this was a gun, it would be a turd on a stick, so it wouldn't have a caliber) should do right.
Dead Snow: 5.0